It never lets me play
It never lets me play
Hi!
There was cockamamie hacking going on by the DNC causing an issue on mobile devices last week, but luckily I came in and touched it with my ENORMOUS hands as everything I touch turns to gold.
You're gonna love it, you're so gonna love it - it's TREMENDOUS!
Trumpy
ourhero has joined the game
ourhero: Hey what's up?
1337: nothin' much. we have a party
AT THE PARTY
Gob has joined the game
Gob: Party in Madness online? Oh hehe
Gob, or Jebus, then starts killing everybody. He does spare a grunt and DJ 1337.
ourhero: oh crap
Then backup came. They shoot down Gob and then the party returns to normal.
The return of Fred
Soulkeeper's Guard: Sir, we have a new soul
Soulkeeper: Who is it?
Guard: Fredlogoabavaniadeimosagainscachonianiagogogoch, or Fred for short.
Soulkeeper: Send him in, full body.
Guard: As you wish
A grunt comes into the room. But this is Fredlogoabavaniadeimosagainscachonianiagogogoch as the grunt and he breaks free and takes the blaster out of the Guard's hands and kills the soulkeeper. Then he shoots the guard. He looks into the soul room and finds a ton of souls. Billions and trillions of them. So he took the one of someone named "Deimos" and "Edward Gould". Fred is sad because he just realized Deimos didn't get his last name printed. He returns to Earth.
Last game on the last page
In a non-canon universe where Tricky died once shot after MC5, Hank finally joins the AAHW, and because of this, they renamed the agency to AAMWR (Agency Against Madness Without Reason). When Sanford and Deimos were sent to there they got hit by the same flying party that hit them in 5.5, and after 6.5, they got to Hank. They realized he was in the MWR base, so they searched for him there. Deimos thought he found them, and shot the person, but it was just Biro, the new mercenary. Deimos looked again at the radar and realized that Hank was right infront of the counter with the TV. Biro then tells them the information was recently downloaded and the AAMWR wouldn't stand a chance. Hank drops a tear and comes out, and then shoots them all. He spared Biro because they were good friends. He took the USB drive and took it to the AAMWR. Biro knew what to do. But not by himself. He needed to kill his good friend.
For a second I thought JunkWarriors's review was mine. I have the same comments except, this one is much better than he thought. Congrats!
Thanks man :)
The typing doesn't even work for me.
Hank: Stay together Deimos. It's probably the smokes.
Deimos: No, it can't be. I know for a fact this feeling can't be from that
Sanford: Wait, you guys here something
Deimos: *Reloads gun*
Hank: Wait a second. *Aims gun*
Sanford: It's getting louder! *Cups ear*
Deimos: *Points it at head*
Tricky: YeS dO iT nOw ThErE iS nO nEeD tO wOrRy
Deimos: *Pulls trigger*
Then a fight occurred between Sanford and Deimos thanks to Tricky. Sanford was the sole survivor.
edit: hey, just know i was a lot dumber when i made this review. i know it's awful. i thought this game was a 3 star, too. no way in hell.
I'm a Martian with bad art and bad vocabulary and bad stories and bad social skills and a whole lot of and's.
Age 18, Male
Newgrounds User :P
Martian Academy for the Weak
Mars
Joined on 5/31/17